The Matter of the Spillway Absconder

Heinz Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was having a difficult time with his memory. It was not the result of his age because, that being said, he was ‘not old,’ and ‘senior moments’ were misnomers because everyone got them. Everyone has brain freezes as well. Brain freezes because of ice cream were common for people of all ages as were the momentary lapses of memory, also called a ‘brain…