The Matter of the Fattening Igloos

The Matter of the Fattening Igloos

Steven Levi

Captain Heinz Noonan, the ‘Bearded Holmes’ of the Sandersonville Police Department, was reading the travel section of the Anchorage Daily Journal and daydreaming of his upcoming trip to Alaska. The dreaming was not so much of the northland as it was of the king salmon he expected to catch — the daily limit each day he was in the North — and the spread of salmon dishes he expected to consume. Because his wife was Alaskan, she was tired of salmon in every concoction known to man, woman and child in Alaska and the Lower 48…